Who should really be riding this bike? Some would say a small, female child who is wearing a white helmet with butterfly stickers all over it. Others would say a small, androgynous hipster who will soon apply some neon plastic beads and puff paint to the frame and park it conspicuously on a trendy street. One man, who probably has incredible knee pain and a wish to be clipped by fast-moving vehicles on 23rd and Park (NYC), says that anything goes. It is his bike and he is carpe diem-ing all the way down that crosswalk.
Submitted by an anonymous good Samaritan.