Let’s start from the right and work our way over:
1. Tropical Buddha with bread-offering necklace. Respect.
2. Military toilet cleaner (way too happy).
3. Wh… WHAT?! Androgenous topless nun without nipples?
4. It’s the Flying Pig from Kids in the Hall! Only he’s also a toilet cleaner.
5. Product mascot or super hero maybe. Clearly too invested in being the most attractive guy in the group to have a good costume.
André from Germany met these guys on the way to his hotel room in Shenzhen in 2007: “Fun at a company party, as far as I recall it.”